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Oak Group
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🌲 Trail Mix & Meltdowns: A Group for Pack-Mule Parents 🥾 Welcome to the only outdoor club where your heaviest gear is a squirming, 20-pound sack of opinions. We’re sleep-deprived parents trying to reclaim our outdoorsy vibe—one painfully slow mile at a time. Want to experience nature while someone screams into your ear? You’ve found your tribe! What to expect: The Pace: Glacial. Making it out of the parking lot is our main cardio. The Wildlife: None. Our renditions of "Baby Shark" scare off everything. The Stops: Frequent. Dictated entirely by diaper blowouts or toddlers suddenly going boneless. What to bring: A sturdy carrier (because your spine hasn't suffered enough). A pack that is 90% wipes/snacks and 10% actual survival gear. Zero expectations of reaching the actual viewpoint. Come for the fresh air, stay for the camaraderie of apologizing to the childless hikers passing us by. See you on the trail! 🍼🏔️